Monday, August 31, 2009

steel guitar.

Here's an interesting email that I received. It's a newsletter that I've subscribed to from Bobbe Seymour at Steel Guitar Nashville (I've bolded the parts that I find important):
Hello fellow players,

Something that really makes me chuckle is people that say steel guitar must be the hardest instrument in the world to play. I had said many times before that it is the easiest. I’m going to say it again and give you some examples of why I believe it is the easiest.

One young guy, probably 22, came in the store to buy a steel guitar. I said, “What kind of guitar do you want?”

To which he replied, “I don’t know. It needs to be pretty good looking.”

Then he looked me in the eye and said, “I’m gonna have to trust you.”

I asked him how long he’d been playing to which his reply was, “I’ve never played steel, but I have a road job where I start with Carrie Underwood next Wednesday.”

I then asked him if he was going to learn to play the guitar between then and Wednesday. Yes was the answer.

He said, “I’m the utility player. I’m playing rhythm, mandolin and harmonica, but in order to get the job, I have to play a little bit of steel like what’s on the record.”

Another thing that makes me chuckle is people that get on the steel guitar forum and use the word awesome in describing a steel guitar player’s abilities and talent that I know has only been playing for a month or two.

What is it about people that like to judge something they know nothing about and exclaim how good or even how bad it is? I’ve heard several players describing Curly Chalker’s playing. They will describe his playing as okay, but not equal to Pete Drake, Jerry Garcia or Junior Brown.

I guess this fits the people on the street that don’t know anything about music or steel guitar, but to the good knowing musician, this is not very factual. To the person that does not know music, it’s not how good you are but how famous you are. And there are many very famous musicians that are mediocre at best.

Back 50 to 70 years ago, there was a publishing company in Cleveland, Ohio that wanted to sell a lot of printed paper and make a lot of money. It was Oahu Publishing Company. They sent representatives out to about every music store in the United States with printed material which I would call music but it was really music and tablature.

These representatives would teach the music stores how to set up a small music school, how to canvas the neighborhoods and advertise for students. When the students showed up, they would loan them a $20 acoustic flattop square neck guitar with raised strings and a bar.

Under the guise of playing steel guitar, they would teach these 6 to 12 year olds how to read the music and tablature and get some very good sounds out of these instruments. Many of these young people have gone on to be very famous steel guitar players.

You may ask, “Why did Oahu start with a lap style steel instead of clarinets, piano, ukulele or some other instrument?”

The answer boils down to one simple thing. Steel guitar is the easiest instrument there is to play. It’s the only instrument that I know of that people can buy one week and learn enough to go on the road with a band the next week. If you can’t learn to play steel guitar, don’t even think about trying to play trombone, tuba, French horn, oboe, B3 organ or whatever.

I run across new players every week that have learned enough to hold down good paying jobs. I have also sold many steel guitars to songwriters that do their own demos and just want to put a little steel guitar on each demo.

One of my readers reminded me of a story about Jack Blanchard and Misty Morgan, famous recording duo from Nashville, as most of you will remember. Jack bought a ’38 Rickenbacker steel guitar while on one of his road trips, diddled with it a week or two, overdubbed on a track on their upcoming release.

There he was, recording on a number one record after playing steel guitar a week.

Standard guitar is pretty easy to learn to play of course. Pushing the strings down to the frets without making them rattle or touching strings you shouldn’t be touching may be the hardest thing to do, but overall, if it was hard to play, everybody in the world wouldn’t be playing one, which they are.

Many of these standard lead guitar players are now realizing that if they play regular guitar, they are already halfway to playing steel guitar. After all, look at the good guitar players in Nashville that have totally switched to steel guitar. The Randy Travis steel guitar player is an incredible lead guitar player that just switched to steel a very few years ago.

Fred Newell from the Nashville Now Show that played lead guitar so well, has ended up playing with Waylon Jennings, Porter Wagoner and many other high profile artists. Since the Porter job, he and his little GFI are now playing all over Nashville.

There are many other players that I can think of that have switched from their primary instrument to steel guitar right in the middle of a successful career.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that if you’re just starting steel guitar or even if you are a player that’s been playing a pretty good while, that suddenly you are going to be playing like Doug Jernigan, Tommy White or some other great player. However, you can sure learn to play beautiful and smooth like you hear on the country records.

Steel guitar instrumentals? Sure. Steel guitar can be played so beautiful that everybody will appreciate it without a lot of time spent doing it.

A good steel guitar might be expensive to purchase initially, but if you buy the right instrument, when it comes time to trade it in or sell it, you may be surprised at the return you’ll get on your investment.

I have been a steel guitarist my entire life in one sense or another. Has it been a good life you may ask? Very definitely. As you can tell by reading all these letters, I’ve had a lot of fun with a lot of people, have hobnobbed with the more famous people in the entertainment industry such actors, professional comedians and even shaking the hand of the President of the U.S. George Bush, the elder one, because of being a steel guitarist with a well known group.

I’ve been on the nation’s biggest television shows, way in the background. So would I do it again if I had the chance to do it over? Well, maybe. But I’d do a lot of things differently. I’m a lot smarter than I was in the earlier part of my career. I probably wouldn’t buy a table saw.

Do I recommend a steel playing career for other young folk? If they love it and do it right, then yes. If you just want to play on Saturday nights with a local group, yes again. If you just want to play steel guitar for your own amusement in your house and truly enjoy it, this can be as enjoyable as any part of a steel playing venture.

If you can sit in your house and learn all the great intros, licks and turnarounds that you hear the so called big boys do, it can put a smile on your face like nothing else. Remember this. The person that needs to enjoy your playing the most is you.
I no longer enjoy my playing.

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anyone?

Anyone know which ship Jane is on? I'd like to track her progress.

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poll time.

So when I get Setanta, I need to know which team to root for. This is an extremely important decision, of course, but will be left up to the community.

Here are the teams:
Girondins de Bordeaux
Olympique Lyonnais
Olympique de Marseille
AS Nancy Lorraine

They have all been picked as they are decent teams. I don't want to support a team that may be relegated to Ligue 2 and then not be able to follow them. The only team that was picked for it's name is AS Nancy Lorraine. This is because they are Nancy Boys. This is funny. I know you aren't laughing but I find it extremely funny.

So anywho.... It's up to you. I'm not voting. Remember to vote with your heart and soul. Or whatever option your mouse falls on. Doesn't matter to me. Just remember... In my heart, I'm voting for Nancy.

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funny.

I'm guessing we need to send Jon Wade out there.



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Sunday, August 30, 2009

fun weekend.

Had a fun weekend. Went to the in-laws today but only one was there. Jane is off to the Caribbean on a cruise. Paul was at home and we took him lunch. It was a lot of fun and I got to watch some soccer! He has Setanta as part of his Dish package (that's the one I'm going to subscribe to over the Internet). They had Ligue 1 (Bordeaux vs Marseille) but it ended at 0-0.

So big thanks to Paul for letting me watch. I think he somewhat enjoyed it. He especially like the Premier League (England) because Liverpool was playing Bolton and Liverpool is good. You can tell the difference between the leagues.

Anyway... After church tonight, I loaded up my steel guitar. Tomorrow I should get my USB interface. After packing it all up, we stood around and talked to Albert and Della. It was very enjoyable.

Now it's off to bed for me.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

morning

So this morning, two miniature humans climbed into bed with us. After awhile they started getting rowdy and Patrick told Nellie to "shut up!". Miranda got onto him for saying that. I told him to say "ta bouche". Miranda kicked me. I guess that's one way to get them to learn French.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

speaking of Philosophy and soccer


My favorite part is at the end:
The Greeks are going mad, the Greeks are going mad. Socrates scores, got a beautiful cross from Archimedes. The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside.
The last bit about Marx is what puts Monty Python above all the rest. The know what to add and what to take out.

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news!

Big news! Huge news!

I have found a place to watch European football (soccer to us) online. Setanta-i. For $14.99 per month or $149.99 for a year. Guess what I'm saving up for.

Miranda was fairly unexcited. Here exact response was something like "I see". Miranda feels that watching soccer is about as exciting as listening to a lecture by Sartre on Existentialist Philosophy (my words and not hers).

So when I say "Big news!", I am talking about myself only. This is fairly usual as you have noticed.

They show Premier League (England) and Ligue 1 (France). I can get Serie A off of ESPN360.com.

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oooohhhh!

Warning! If this is not just a rumor, this will be my next computer.

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funny

Geek dogs. For all non-geeks out there, it's a replica of Starship Enterprise.

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Friday!

Friday has rolled around again finally. Tonight we are off to Vinita. We are planning to eat at KFC on the way down.

Last night went quickly. Nellie must not have had a nap at school because she was asleep by 8:00. This is very odd for her. Miranda worked late so I started watching "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis". Miranda came home so I stopped watching it. She doesn't do French. Awesome movie though.

This weekend should be fairly slow. We are going to try to take it easy since next weekend is Ivan and Becky's wedding. Miranda is looking forward to a wedding and a weekend in a hotel. I'm not really excited about either. Hotel isn't too bad but a wedding isn't my thing.

We may stop by Branson/Springfield on the way home and eat out. I would like to eat at Lambert's but it may be too busy since it's a holiday.

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

rant...

It's rant time again. The more I think about this, the more irritated I get. Basically when I see someone "solving" a problem incorrectly, it bugs me to no end and so I'm venting here. Here's the deal. A friend of mine posted this on facebook. These people are sending "talking Bibles" to Mozambique. These are pretty slick looking MP3 players that are powered by solar panels or batteries. They have given out 2,500 of them so far. That's the background and now on to the rant.

Haven't they heard the phrase "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"?

So they spend $100 - $300 per player? That's anywhere from $250,000 - $750,000 (because of the 2,500 units given away). To read to them? Who thought this was a good idea? According to the CIA world factbook, the GDP is $900. So let's say we round up to $1,000. Assume we pay a missionary or teacher, $10,000 to go teach them to read. That's 10x more than they make and I'm guessing that is a livable salary. You could send 25 - 75 people. Let's assume you pay them $75,000 per year. That's got to be livable! You could still send 3 - 10 people. Plus it would make an actual difference in their lives. Instead they have a electronic gadget that will wear out in 6 months or so and then they will have a fancy paperweight.

As someone who is trying to learn French over a computer, trust me... Drop the electronic gizmos and get teachers (or missionaries since this is a religious organization).

feh.

Anyway... To those people's credit, they are actually there and doing schools, etc... But it just seems like a big waste of resources.

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tonight.

Miranda is working late tonight (hour and 1/2 or so). So that means it's me, Patrick, and Nellie for a bit. Pig out on chips and pop so that our appetites are spoiled for the pork chops that Miranda is making. Everyone will enjoy that (including myself).

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weekend.

Looks like we are going to Vinita on Friday night. Dad gave the "ok". He also said that a good song would be "All Hail the Power of Jesus Name". True!

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hmmm.

I can't decide if these look awesome or gross. Probably both.

I know my liver keeled over just by looking at them.

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weekend.

For my dad... We are thinking about coming down and visiting Friday night. Silence is considered approval.

We also need to go up and visit Aaron and Lindsay soon. I haven't seen them in awhile. I think it's time to bug them again. I think we may wait until Lindsay is done with her schooling.

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last night.

Molly Brewer called last night and asked if Patrick and Nellie could go to Children's Service. Miranda and I went to the Adult Service. It was IBS (Independence Bible School) night.

I ordered the POD studio, so don't be surprised if some really terrible steel guitar playing shows up on here in a few weeks. Still trying to decide on some Christian songs for the CD. Bill hasn't given any suggestions yet. Here's my dilemma... I know a lot of Christian songs and there are a lot to choose from, but I need songs that sound good on the steel guitar and that won't take much "arranging". That last one is the kicker. I'm not a great musician. I'm arguably not even a good musician. So coming up with something unique on most (all?) of these songs will not happen.

Of course, I still have the words/music for my steel guitar opera "The Death of Faust (La Mort de Faust)" to come up with also. I need to get started on that. I think I may have trouble singing the tenor and the soprano roles. This may be a opera with baritone only. Maybe I can get started on that tonight.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

sports.

Serie A soccer/football has started again. Juventus won their first game.

OU college football starts on Sept. 5th.

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last night

Finally finished all my "Jeeves and Wooster". Not too bad but season 4 was awful. They were so stupid and silly that it was just painful to get through. Ended on a hilarious note though. Miranda is happy to get through them. I don't think she watched a complete show.

Been a quiet week at home. Miranda is settling into a groove at work.

Patrick is in the same building as Miranda now that he is in kindergarten. Apparently he is the class clown. He does something and the children laugh and he has to "top" it. He does enjoy school though.

Nellie has been moved to the 3 year old room. All the children are 3 year old (if you were wondering). The room, however, is older than 3 years old. The other day, Miranda was walking by the "2 and under room" and the children were crying and hollering for Nellie.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

quiet

All's quiet on the Allen front. Last night was a quiet night in the house.

Big congrats to Miranda. She lost another .5 of a pound! She's looking very nice.

Labor day is rapidly coming upon us. This means another missed year at the International Steel Guitar Convention. This year we will be going to Ivan and Becky's (soon to be Hazelwood) wedding. I believe it is in Peace Valley, MO.

45 days until the Festivals de Acadiens et Créoles. Woohoo! I know Mom and Miranda are looking forward to the drive home. With it being the craft festival too, they may miss some of the music while they are in Lafayette. However I will be buying CD's. So that means that unless they ride on the roof, they will be listening to Cajun music all the way home from Lafayette. 11 hours of French words and accordion music. Afterwards, they will be committed to the asylum.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

day.

Well I got finished with the Insurance guy. We respectfully decline and he insisted. So I brought some stuff home and will decline again. Here's the logic... I would be betting that I will die in the next year or so and they are betting that I won't. That's an idiot's bet. Life insurance is probably great but when I may be losing my job within the next year, I sure don't want another $20-$50 every month to be spent on life insurance. I may be willing after the next year but not until.

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hark.

The muse speaketh (in sonnet form (abba abba)):
I sometimes think that I shall be
enraptured forever in your face
Beside your side is my place
Hopefully that will be by the sea

I met a animal by the title of panda
I thought he was nice but see
He asked "Is this poem for me?"
I said, "No! My darling Miranda"
Tough to find something to rhyme with Miranda.

Well... I thought it was cute.

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idea.

I've been kicking an idea around. With Bill Filsinger wanting to create a CD, I am really wanting a way to put my steel guitar music on my computer.

It appears that one of the easiest ways is to buy the Line 6 POD Studio. That looks about as easy as it gets.

I may end up buying it soon.

Now I just have to find some songs to record.

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economics

In Brazil, India, China, Japan, and much of Continental Europe, the recession is over. France and Germany grew by .03 percent. U.S. economy shrank by 1 percent. None of the countries that have recovered, had any stimulus packages worth speaking of. We, of course, had a $800 billion boondoggle that did absolutely nothing.

John Maynard Keynes is dead. Why can't we let his economic policies die as well?

Details here.

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weekend

This weekend was really nice. Nellie's party was a hoot. We didn't get home until about 10:30 or so. It was pretty much, just the family but Jason and Leah (and children) showed up as well. Jason is finishing up his masters degree in Mathematics. Big congrats on that... I think.

I would love to get a PhD in something but it'd be something weird like history or linguistics. After the degree, I would have to just go back to my job as usual. Sort of a waste.

Depending on the economy, I may just get that chance though.

Church yesterday was really nice. Albert preached two really good sermons. I got a lot out of them. Changes are going to have to be made in the life of nuclearcowboy.

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Iternary

Today is going to be very hectic.

We have to go to Coffeyville and look for a girls bike at Wal-Mart. We probably won't find one. Then it's off to Vinita where we need to visit Mom and Dad. We look at Wal-Mart there also.

Then it's off to Scammon to Paul and Jane's for Nellie's birthday party. There may be a quick trip to Joplin thrown in the mix somewhere if a bike is not procured.

All in all, it's going to be a busy and stressful day.

nc

Friday, August 21, 2009

dad.

Dad is headed home.

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fashion

You have to give it to geeks... They sure know how to be fashionable.

Take a quick gander at this mouse.

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dad.

Went down to see Dad last night. Rod and Pibs (and children) were there as well. He had to show us the cuts (of course). He is supposed to be released from the hospital today. So all's well that ends well.

Speaking of surgical cuts... I've had 2 surgeries in my life. I had all my wisdom teeth taken out and a vasectomy. I was unable to show my cuts to anyone for both surgeries. I guess I could have but no one wanted to see. Such is my life.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

random thoughts

Tonight we are going to Tulsa to see Dad. I've been calling him every night but we haven't been able to go to see him. Well tonight that's changing. Unless I decide to stay home and pluck my eyebrows. Just kidding. We are going.

I'm fairly off-center today (as you've probably noticed). My sinuses are going crazy and sinus medicine makes me fairly loopy. Not sure why but it does.

I've saved up $120 and it's burning a hole in my pocket. I know, I know... I'm supposed to be saving up for a boat. I won't make it. Not in a million years. I'll probably end up spending it on something stupid (I could buy 400+ of these! WOOHOO!)

Synchronized bike riding? Who's the genius that come up with that one? Actually it may be cool but I didn't make it to the 1 minute mark. Guess I shouldn't criticize until I watch the whole thing... But I will anyway.

Vicki Clifton had a quick joke on Facebook about tattoos. If I got one it'd be like this. It's the periodic table of elements. Course I couldn't do that either because I'd be crying like a little girl. Actually I'd be crying so hard, they'd change the phrase from "crying like a little girl" to "crying like the nuclearcowboy". Plus it wouldn't fit since I have girly arms.

Monday we have to go do our insurance stuff. That ought to be a million laughs a minute.

Facebook updates have curtailed mightily since school has started again. I'm not sure if it's good or bad.

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more music

This is the only song worth listening to pre-1980:


Slight exaggeration... That one isn't worth listening to either.

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music

So John Wade and I were discussing music and he was making fun of me at my ignorance of 60-70's music. Since I'm 34, I didn't grow up in the 60's or 70's. I will refrain from making cracks about his age. However this got me to thinking about the music I do know.

80's music is king. I firmly believe that it's the greatest period for pop music. 80's hair bands, ballads etc...

This is (of course) the greatest of the decade:


90's wasn't bad. Or at least this song wasn't:


Heh!

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funny.

You will notice two circles on the above picture. They are the side view mirrors on our car. You will notice one is broken and the other isn't. So right now, you are saying to yourself, "Why is nuclearcowboy putting up old pictures of when he hit the horse?" This would be an incorrect assumption.

This is a result of Miranda having a quick tussle with the drive-in at McDonald's. The side view mirror broke in the exact same spot (because obviously that the weakest part). So I will JB Weld the JB Weld to the JB Weld. JB Weld is obviously not a verb much like Google. But I always "google" stuff. Verbing words is fun!

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

today.

I had to go to Monett today. Long day and I'm very tired.

I did find a couple of things of note today... Robots have learned to lie. Please note that they didn't specifically program for it and it was a learned behavior.

A 3D printer for under $1000. I cannot wait to see more improvements on them. If you watch the video on the page, you will be impressed. The downside is that the final quality is a bit rough. Not exactly production quality but it's getting better.

We got the money from the renters today. I can now call them renters instead of "renters". Actually I can just call her a renter.

Well I'd better get off of here. Nellie is wanting to play Wiggles Coloring Book


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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

funny.

So now that everyone is back to school, the same routine commences. I turn on MetOpera on my Sirius radio and guess what comes on...

"La damnation de Faust" by Berlioz.

Some things never change.

I really need to get started on my Steel Guitar Opera in Cherokee and French about the Killing of Faust. Maybe I can bring my steel guitar home. I need to practice especially if Bill Filsinger is wanting to create a CD.

Any suggested songs?

I could, of course, use a new Emmons Push/Pull with 8+8, Miranda! Miranda? Miranda? Anyone have any smelling salts? Anywho... For anyone not familiar with steel guitars (everybody?), the Emmons Pull/Pull isn't the Porsche 911 of steel guitars... It's the
Lamborghini Murciélago of steel guitars. It is the standard that all the others are judged against (and fall short of mostly).

Off on a short rant about my guitar. It's a nice guitar but it has one fault. It's a universal. A universal is a way of combining the two necks of the steel guitar. Typically one neck is E9 and the other is C6. E9 is country and C6 is western swing (Bob Wills, Spade Cooley) and Jazz. I play in church and so C6 is a waste for me. The universal is "supposed" to sorta give you the best of both worlds but it's just not for me. It gives you a funky sound. I don't like the sound of my guitar is what it boils down to. Now I'm not saying that a new guitar is what I need but I'm just explaining. I really dislike the sound I'm getting and I think it boils down to "not enough practice". Unfortunately we are "packed to the gills" in this house so practice is not an option.

To hear the difference between E9 and C6. Here's E9 (yes I'm posting this again... by the greatest Buddy Emmons... Emmons? Best Steel Guitar and best Steel Guitar Player. See the connection?). Here's C6 (by Buddy Emmons again). They are two distinctly different sounds and when you get used to it, you can tell immediately which is being played regardless of the song and style being played.

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sick.

Well it appears that I'm coming down with something. Looks like I won't be going to Tulsa tonight.

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update:

Dad has been moved to General Population (10 on the 5th floor - that's for me personally so I don't forget tonight).

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update:

Mom called and Dad is up and at 'em. The doctor said that he has done better at the breathing part than any other patient he has ever had. Everything is going very well.

It's because Dad's lungs are so good. Talking all the time.

Tonight I will be going down and seeing them again. Miranda and the children will stay home.

He will probably be released from ICU today unless they don't have a room for him.

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grind.

Apparently I am the only person in the world that gets tired of the "grind". Eat, Work, and Sleep. It does get tiresome to me but it's probably because I feel the need to be excited about something 100% of the time. I'm high maintenance.

Today is the first day of school too! So it's the grind for everyone around here.

Patrick's first day of school is today! He's pretty excited about that. We'll see if the excitement lasts for 13 years

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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Nellie May! 3 years old today! Woohoo!

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Monday, August 17, 2009

oooohhhhh...

Push/Pull Emmons steel guitar with 8 pedals and 8 knee levers here. and for a steal (steel?) of $3,875. Beautiful guitar.

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hmmmm....

Getting ready to go home in a bit. Dad is slowly coming around and should be "coherent" about 9ish or so. We will go in and see him a bit and then head for home. They said that he won't remember anything about it but it will be nice for us.

Tomorrow it is back to the grind. and what a grind it is.

John Wade said that I was allowed to say that our kids were very good in the hospital. It is going downhill quickly though because they are getting tired. They have been good though and it has been very dull for them.

Poor Mom is staying the night tonight. All by herself. I feel sorry for her.

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update:

Dad is off all machines and came through fine.  Everything is a "go".

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update:

Everything is working.  Now it's tidying up and making sure nothing is bleeding.  They will start sewing up soon.

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update:

They have started the 4th graft.

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update:

They are on the 3rd graft.

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update:

They are on the second graft.

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it's all fun and games

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heart

They are hooking up the stuff to his heart. I realize that this is fairly technical and I hope I didn't lose you.

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update.

Dad has made it into the open heart part of the operation. They are hooking him up to the machine. Everything is going fine at this point.

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still waiting.

And now it appears that the surgery isn't scheduled until 1:00PM.

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politics

I know what let's do. Let's overhaul the American Health Care system to look like the Canadian Health Care system. It's unfortunate that it is imploding and Canada has 1/10th of the population of the United States. I wonder how that will work out.

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hmmm...

We made it to Tulsa. Now we are in the "hurry up and wait" mode. Dad was supposed to be here at 7:30AM and it's 8:00 and he hasn't even made it into the hospital. Still waiting on check-in. John and Connie are here and he is giving me fits about my blog. We are here (obviously) and JoNell is here. Rod and Pibs will be here soon probably.

My battery is about dead so ta-ta for now.

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camp.

Camp is over and ended on a slightly bizarre note. The rest of this paragraph is "Holiness church" related and will probably offend everyone that reads this... So skip over please. Thank you. Now to my ramblings. The message was pretty good going until the end. Sandals, computers, and tvs are evil? Sandals are terrible fashion statements and extremely tacky but evil? I'm guessing heaven will be pretty empty without Jesus (who was a prolific sandal wearer). Maybe someone should tell him? I'm being facetious (of course). The whole TV/computer thing is problematic for me (since I'm a computer programmer). Imagine if I was wearing sandals whilst programming? I'm also wondering how I've become involved in (what boils down to) a cult? In the last month or so, I've heard it mentioned that someone (not sure who) couldn't lead song service because they didn't wear white shirts. Now this. Next will be committing suicide because a comet is flying by. Ok, that's a fairly large leap in logic but maybe we have just become the "Holiness Mennonites". Anyway at the end he belligerently shouted out "I'm not scared of you" at us. Which is fine with me. I'm not a scary person but it was a bit "over the top". I'm not sure how I feel about all of this. Slightly depressed but I find it somewhat humorous.

Today we are off to Dad's surgery. I will update fairly frequently.

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

camp

Camp is almost at a close. I'm not sure how many people are ready for it to be over but I'm sure that it's more than would admit it. It's fun but a tough way to spend a week. Tonight is the last service.

I am in luck though. I saw Steve Acuff and he's trying to talk us into moving to Phoenix. He said that he'd pray about it. I told him that as long as he was at it, I need a new career as well (you know all my frustrations with programming). So I'll let God work that one out. I should have mentioned the Porsche 911 as well but probably best not too. I'm guessing that God doesn't put much stock in sports cars.

I've seen some Lobster/Crab fishing in Maine and that looks like an interesting career. I'm just going to make a quick guess that there isn't much Lobster or Crab fishing in Phoenix.

The children did their western stuff today at camp. Patrick loves his cowboy hat that he got. He also got the quiet seat which is fairly odd for Patrick. He got his dad's ADD (attention deficit disorder) (or is just being a normal boy).

Tomorrow I will update this blog fairly frequently with the progress of Dad's surgery. The surgery part will take about 4 hours and they are going to have to do some stuff beforehand. Also we will probably go down to see him every night as well. So that's more stuff to do this week. It's going to be crazy.

Tonight Sammy Lorton is the preacher at camp.

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weekend.

Miranda went to church last night. It was the bible school service so I stayed home with the children while she went.

It was uneventful for me. I'm assuming the service went alright.

Today Albert Schaper preaches.

I may have found a buyer for my steel guitar. I think I shall soon be out of that hobby completely. Before I sell it, Bill Filsinger wants to make an instrumental CD. I need to remind myself, that the next time I see him, I need to ask what songs he is wanting to put on there. I need to practice those songs.

Today is the last day of camp (for us anyway). Tomorrow morning it's up early and off to Tulsa. Tuesday is the first day of school. Wednesday, I may be headed over to Monett. It's going to be a busy week for all of us.

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Friday, August 14, 2009

random thoughts.

Went to church tonight and Tim Gordon was the preacher.  He did really well.  

Tomorrow is going to be a quiet day.  I just want to be able to sit and relax.  

Maybe this weekend I can get my tropical sno.  I didn't get my "fix" the other night.  It was too late and I didn't want to drive in to town.  

Patrick really had fun tonight.  This school has been so good for him.  He plays with the other children and has a big time.  

Nellie is watching "carrot soup" a.k.a. Looney Tunes.  

For dad...  I ordered the complete series of Jeeves and Wooster.  I saw a bit of some on YouTube and they were hilarious.  

I'm still hunting around for my next hobby.  Nothing has really struck my fancy lately.  I am really thinking about r/c sailboats.  

Church was odd tonight.  All the Wesleyans showed up.  John and Connie were there.  He said he hadn't been there for 31 years.  Randy Perryman (and family) was there from Conway, MO!!!  Of course, it's his wife's brother preaching.  My MIL and Angie came over and went to church.  Truly the end is nigh.  Isn't there a verse where it says "And lo, thou shalt see the end times when the wife's mother enters the sanctuary of the Lord."  Probably in Revelations somewhere.  It probably mentions the Wesleyans too.  I'm really having fun with this.  It was definitely worth it for every one though.  I would try to explain it but I wouldn't do it justice.

It's 10:30.  Miranda and JoNell went up to work in her school.  Children are in bed.  I'm tired.  I'll probably stay up a bit though.  I haven't slept well this last week.  Wide awake at 4:30 or so and can't go back to sleep.  It gets to where you start dreading to go to bed.

I'm off to search for Jeeves and Wooster on YouTube.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

children.

After the long nights and church, we are staying home tonight.  Patrick was very tired and grumpy so Miranda put him to bed.  Maybe later we will go get a tropical sno.

Tomorrow is finally the weekend.  It's been a long harrowing week.  The weekend will pretty much be spent in church but it will still be nice not being at work.

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sad news

Les Paul died today.

He built and designed the Gibson Les Paul guitar.  He was also part of the Les Paul and Mary Ford duo.

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back to the grind

I'm counting the days until my next vacation day... That was easy. Next Monday. Going to be about as fun as yesterday except it will be doctors instead of lawyers. At least I'm not the one involved right Dad? It will be nice to get Dad feeling better though.

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

day.

Long day today. Took 1/2 day of vacation and went to Neosho. Talked with the lawyer and everything appears to be a "go". Our realtor is talking with their realtor (they both are with the same company) and going to talk to her to see if a loan is still possible with her situation. I really hate to throw away a good buyer (assuming she isn't like her husband). But unless something changes, we will be going to court over the next month or so.

For a brief rundown of Missouri landlord/tenant law go here. It's hugely exciting.

Church tonight. So it's been really busy today.

Stopped by a hobby place in Joplin but there weren't any sailboats. Went to Best Buy and didn't buy anything! I'm proud of myself. I did run by JR Learning for Miranda and picked up some teaching stuff. I was lost.

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funny

California has been sending out IOU's to businesses that it owes money too and is expecting them to pay taxes on those IOU's! The businesses apparently can't pay using IOU's.

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today.

Today is going to be quite a day. I have 1/2 day of vacation and I'm going to Neosho, MO to talk to a lawyer. One thing I haven't mentioned (I don't think) is that the last check that bounced from the renters that the guy gave me... He didn't have authorization to the account. So now it appears to have a little fraud or something mixed in. Oh yeah! I'm loving being a landlord.

Today I also have to run by Best Buy (I just have to) and JR Learning.

My appointment with the lawyer is at 3:00. Not sure if I will be back in time for camp.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

To mom.

I gave Tim and Nicky their "Grains of Salt" last night.

To everyone else... This isn't a code phrase. "Grains of Salt" isn't a code word for cocaine or anything. "Grains of Salt" is a religious paper started by Grandma Jeanne that Mom is still running.

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Last night.

Went to church again last night. Ricky Walden (Waldon?) preached. He had a tough time and knew it. Felt sorry for him. It was pretty good still though.

Tonight we are going to take a break for us and the children's sakes. We have to pace ourselves. The children sat with Molly last night and were, of course, perfect. If they sit with us, they turn into terrors. I guess that's the way it always is.

Want to know how not to wash a car?

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Monday, August 10, 2009

Sigh!

So we bought a season of "Dirty Jobs". They are very entertaining but some of the jobs are horrible. Included in the one we bought was two jobs from Louisiana. One of them was with Vexcon in Shreveport and they went into a house loaded with roaches. It was scarily disgusting. One of the bad things about Louisiana (especially Southern Louisiana) is that since you are living in the swamp, you cannot keep roaches and other bugs out of the house. Pretty much no matter what you do.

The next episode was a crawdad fisherman in the swamps. The water was muddy and the boat got high-centered so Mike Rowe had to get out and drag the boat through the swamp. He standing in water up to his knees and asks why his leg is burning. Apparently there is so much bacteria in the water that it causes rashes almost as soon as you get in (not to mention alligators). So I said to Miranda... "Better to get used to seeing that because it's our new home". She flat out told me "No!". I will never get her to move there. Roaches, bacteria, swamps, 95% humidity, and French people (more roaches)... just not her cup of tea.

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funny

I was talking to a guy from our church at camp and he mentioned a possible solution to the missing rent. He said that I should take the $700 that we got and take it to Downstream Casino and try to win our missing $1400. Good idea! I should have thought of that!

Here's a computer tip for you:
There is a flower called Amaryllis however the common name is "naked ladies". Never search for "naked ladies"on the Internet and expect to find this flower.

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friends at camp

Diane Baber came up to me at camp and gave me two books in French! That was an awesome surprise and an awesome gift! Thank you very much Diane. Or should I say "merci beaucoup"!

Talked to Vicki Clifton at camp also. We go a long ways back as we grew up together. Her sister, Charla, is around my age and Vicki is around Pib's age (Emily). We need to get together sometime but lives tend to diverge and get so hectic. We still need to get together with the following people:
  • Neil and Becca
  • Jon and Sheila
  • Paul and Vicki
  • Tony and Brenda
  • Derek and Tyra
Will it happen? Who knows!

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Sunday, August 9, 2009

funny.

Nellie just came up to me and said "bonjour" completely on her own. She also says "je t'aime" (I love you) (pronounced "zhay tim").

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clock.

The clock is out to get me too. Guess what time it is. 9:11.

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

camp.

Steve Acuff preached tonight and did very well. I got to talk to Bill Filsinger. It had been awhile since I'd seen him.

Mom and Dad came up to listen to Steve preach.

Got the nurse thing done today. Ready for that to be over.

I always take my French bible to church. I'm amazed at how much better the French language sounds than the English language. Here's an example. Tonight Steve preached on John 1:5.
"And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not."

Here's the french version:
La lumière luit dans les ténèbres, et les ténèbres ne l'ont point reçue.

It's just pretty (no matter what you say).

The translation also isn't how it is typically preached. "reçue" is French for "received". They way I've always heard it preached is that the darkness tried to "put out the light" but I read the translation as "light tried to penetrate the dark but was unable to". Of course, I'm not exactly a bible scholar. The literal transalation goes: "The light shone in darkness and the darkness did not receive it." Please note that I am not a preacher or even knowledgeable about the bible so please take these comments with a grain of salt. I guess that's the way to get a lot of comments on my blog posts. Start arguing religion. I would lose every time though.

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Yesterday

So Miranda had to run to Bartlesville last night and didn't get home until later. So we went to camp. It was nice and the preacher (Troy somebody) was very good! I mean very good! Mom and Dad would have enjoyed him.

Today is going to be a busy day. David Knight is preaching the morning service and Steve Acuff the evening service.

The nurse to take our physical for the insurance company is coming over today.

Our house has taken a turn for the even worse. I wasn't sure it was possible but apparently it is. I'm not going to say much because Miranda got onto me for talking about because I get worked up. To make a long and awful story short, we got part of the money (1/3 of it). On the envelope was the lady's cell phone number. I had never talked with her. I called her and she was unaware of anything! She thought the payments had been made. Apparently all the cash that had been involved went to something else (casino? mistress? who knows). So I'm guessing there are going to be long-term issues in that relationship with the husband and wife. That, of course, is pretty much the final straw.

I talk to a lawyer next Wednesday.

I'm sick of this house. I'm sick of the renters. I don't believe anything he says. I don't think I believe anything she says (they are probably two of a kind). Bleh! (That's the best 4 letter word that I can put on a family website). I have got to put all of this behind me because it is affecting me too much!

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Friday, August 7, 2009

hmmm...

On a related note (a few posts back), I noticed that the British are pronouncing "whine" as "whinge". This is apparently correct but very old.

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camp.

Last night was camp and it was nice. The new changes are nice.

I got to chat with Tony and Brenda Smith. I was telling (whining?) them our woes about the house and the Porsche 911 (actually that last woe is mine and mine only). They are such nice people. Why is it whining and not whineing? Whining looks like it should be pronounced "when-ing". Silly English language.

Last night the preacher was Joe Davolt. Preaching about boats. I think he was just rubbing the memories of my previously-alive dream in my face. Just kidding.

Tonight (since it's 2:19 AM and I can't sleep) it's going to be Troy Bolen (?). Troy somebody. I remember his first name because he's the pastor at Troy, MO. What are the odds. (Pretty good actually. There are a lot of towns called Troy). If he preaches about Porsche 911's, well I'm going to lose it!

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

camp

Tonight is the opening of camp. We will hopefully be there.

It will be nice to see everyone again. Not sure how many people that I will know or talk to though.

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Argh!

Forgot to sharpen Miranda's knives last night. Also forgot to call the insurance company.

After the busy day that I had yesterday, I'm surprised that I remembered to go home!

Hopefully tonight.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

yummy!

After a great supper, we took the children for an ice cream.  I had my usual tropical sno.  I'm addicted to tropical sno's.  I wonder if they have Tropical Sno's Anonymous?

A quick note of brag.  I haven't had to mow any this year!  Not once!

We are supposed to call the insurance people tonight.  They said that they will come to our house and check us over.  When they draw my blood, they will get a shock.  They will call back and say: "Your liver enzymes are high" and I will say "No kidding!".  With any luck that will keep them from bothering me.

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woohoo!

Just call me Mr. Johnny Fixit! The desks are fixed. JB Weld must be Elixir of the Gods!

I'm going to go put some on the renters now.

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bizarre

So Miranda is trying to get into a doctor. Apparently it's impossible to get a doctor over here. None of them are taking new patients. Last time she went to Urgent Care they told her that if it happened again to go to a doctor. So I guess it will be Parsons or Joplin.

I guess the problem will take care of itself when we move back to Diamond. Her doctor is in Carthage.

As you may have noticed... I'm betting the farm that we will be moving back to Diamond. I'm not going to try to go back but I don't think we will really have any other options.

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desks.

Tried to fix Miranda's desks last night. Not sure how successful I was. One of the desks just snapped back into place but the other one had the weld broken at a place where it didn't touch anything else. I tried using the left over JB Weld but not sure that it took.

Messed around with my Apple TV last night. I won it at work a few years ago in a drawing and it's a real piece of junk. Apple is known for their good interfaces and it does have a good interface. It's really limited on what it can do. I'm looking at one of these right now. I already have one of their hard drives and it's really nice.

This week has been really quiet. Almost dull. Dull isn't always a bad thing though. Camp will be gearing up tomorrow night and I figure we will go there almost every night (if not every night). The next two weekends will be busy with camp so we will save money on gas!

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very funny

I need to do this.

Outsourcing my own job.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Bacon

Miranda should buy this.

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Last night.

Ate at Dairy Queen last night. They have great food. With Patrick and Nellie's kids meals they got Dilly Bars. Patrick didn't want all of his so I just couldn't let it go to waste. I love Dilly Bars.

Came home and just took it easy. Tonight I have to go up and fix some desks for Miranda.

Thursday night is the start of camp. My niece, JoNell, is coming over to spend the week with us. She is coming over on Saturday. Patrick and Nellie will love that as they enjoy her company.

I went to the bank to see about a loan for a Porsche 911 and they don't give loans for cars older than 10 years. So I may have hit the end of the road for that dream. The cars will only get older and pricier. I was thinking that since we would be moving back to Diamond, then this would be the perfect time for a car loan. However in retrospect it probably was a good thing since the economy is the way that it is. But I'm guessing I probably won't get my car. Kinda sad really. The boat is also down for the count because there aren't any lakes near Diamond (in case you were wondering about that dream).

Nellie has started being quite the little commander around here. She causes more problems than Patrick. She bugs him and bugs him and then screams as soon as he gets back at her. She is also starting to tell him to "hush up" and "hush your mouth". I'm guessing that's the popular phrase at school. Life is pretty humorous with them. They are at that age now where the fighting and playing is about all they do.

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argh...

It's 1:30 in the morning and neither Miranda and I can sleep. So she is reading and I'm blogging.

Last night we went to the Insurance guy. He's trying to hook us up with life insurance. Miranda might get some but I doubt if I do. I have life insurance through work (2x salary) and it obviously isn't transferable but it'll do for now.

If you've ever watched the movie "Groundhog Day" then this clip will mean a lot to you. If you haven't watched the movie, well you need to. Ned Ryerson is a insurance salesman (which is why I'm including it).



The love interest in the movie has a degree in 19th century French poetry. If I go back to school, well that would have to be mine also. You can watch the movie for free on YouTube (as we did last night) right here.

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Monday, August 3, 2009

discussion.

So after some discussion yesterday, Miranda and I have decided to wait until December to decide whether we are moving back to Diamond or not. She has to give the school notice ahead of time.

At this point, the renters now owe us $2100 with no real hope in getting the money. And unless we get a lawyer and go to court, I believe we can't sell the house until May 2010.

Anyway... With that all said I personally think we will end up moving back. There is a nice Christian school in Neosho that Patrick and Nellie can go to. I will drive to Monett and Miranda will stay home with Nellie until she starts preschool.

We gave it our best shot but it just isn't working out. If we can't start selling again until May of 2010 that will be two years that the house is hanging over our heads. If it takes another year to sell, that would move it up to three years.

We like SW Missouri and Joplin. I would ideally like to move closer to work since it's a 30 minute commute one way, but I'm thinking we won't try to sell for a few years (if ever).

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hmmm...

Today is going to be fairly bad. Insurance guy, drop the truck off, etc...

Not ready for the week as I'm still recuperating from the weekend.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Children.

If we move back to Missouri, we will have to move to Springfield and get the children into fencing lessons. They are currently attempting to fence with their fishing poles.

Today we are off to see The Wiggles. Thousands of children screaming and hollering and blaring children's music. Add in the Tulsa downtown traffic. I'm ready for work.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009

last night.

So Mom and Dad came up last night. It was nice to see them again. We went to Caney to eat. Miranda had heard about a nice Mexican restaurant that was in Caney. It was too much food. It was pretty good but I really liked the flan dessert!

Today we are off and running. Getting ready to go to Scammon for the McCormick family reunion.

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