Friday, September 18, 2009

Movie conversation

Count De Monet - Oh! But this long trip is exhausting conversation, I'm famished!
Count De Monet - Bearnaise?
Bernaise - Yes?.
Count De Monet - Bearnaise, do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
Bernaise - You ate yours, these are mine.
Count de Monet- Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
Bearnaise- (mimicking) I paid for them! They're mine! (blows a raspberry)
Count De Monet - Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise.
That last line kills me. I have a stupid sense of humor. For those totally lost, Bearnaise is a French sauce. I'm not going to link to the skit on youtube because it's not appropriate and Miranda would kill me. This is only the first part. It's a skit about the French Revolution and goes downhill quickly.

Here's a shortened version.

nc

No comments: